Godzilla 2000: Wow! Tokyo has a
major lizard problem.
How many times can Hollywood revive this humongous
reptile? Last time we saw him he was battling the
Taco Bell chihuahua. {S HereLizard visit:
www.sony.com/godzilla2000
Murder, She Wrote: A German man is
accused of killing his ex-wife, Nancy, after both
appeared on Jerry Springer. Charges against Ralf
Panitz have been reduced from 1st to 2nd degree murder
based on available evidence. Nancy was beaten to death on
July 24 in Sarasota just a few hours after she, Ralf, and
his current wife Eleanor, all appeared on an episode of Springer
entitled, "Secret Mistresses Confronted". The
charges can be upgraded to first degree murder if
additional evidence is found. So...what about the tape of
the show? Isn't that enough evidence to convict white
trailer trash of premeditated stupidity? visit:
www.jerryspringer.com
Eye Of The Tiger: No it's not the
defunct 80's band, it's the CBS mega-show Survivor.
So, who wanted to be a millionaire? Apparently 16
castaways all thought they had a good chance. But in the
end, the one left standing was Richard Hatch (the self
referenced f-n-f). I don't know how many times David
Letterman whined about how the Big Brother houseguests
voted "the stripper" out of the house, while
the Survivor castaways were keeping "the
naked guy" on the island. But, during his Top 10
countdown the night the winner was announced, Dave just
couldn't resist having this naked Dick on his show
either. Anything for CBS ratings! visit:www.survivorsucks.com
What the Heche? Ellen DeGeneres
and Anne Heche announced on August 18th that after 3 1/2
years together they were amicably parting ways. Maybe if
Anne hadn't done a "Margot Kidder" immediately
following the press release tktwrtr would have been
pleased. visit:www.iamgod.com
A
magic carpet ride: Also on Friday
August 18th, was the opening of
Las Vegas' newest resort -- The Aladdin Hotel &
Casino. The previous night's grand opening festivities
included a camel procession led by Barbara Eden, star the
1960s TV sitcom classic I Dream of Jeannie. Now
why hasn't CBS's Big Brother thought of
something like this? All we get is Brittany and a dog. visit:www.bigbrother2000.com
by Mary
Xmas
Murder, She Wrote: A German man is
accused of killing his ex-wife, Nancy, after both
appeared on Jerry Springer. Charges against Ralf
Panitz have been reduced from 1st to 2nd degree murder
based on available evidence. Nancy was beaten to death on
July 24 in Sarasota just a few hours after she, Ralf, and
his current wife Eleanor, all appeared on an episode of Springer
entitled, "Secret Mistresses Confronted". The
charges can be upgraded to first degree murder if
additional evidence is found. So...what about the tape of
the show? Isn't that enough evidence to convict white
trailer trash of premeditated stupidity? 
Eye Of The Tiger: No it's not the
defunct 80's band, it's the CBS mega-show Survivor.
So, who wanted to be a millionaire? Apparently 16
castaways all thought they had a good chance. But in the
end, the one left standing was Richard Hatch (the self
referenced f-n-f). I don't know how many times David
Letterman whined about how the Big Brother houseguests
voted "the stripper" out of the house, while
the Survivor castaways were keeping "the
naked guy" on the island. But, during his Top 10
countdown the night the winner was announced, Dave just
couldn't resist having this naked Dick on his show
either. Anything for CBS ratings! 
What the Heche? Ellen DeGeneres
and Anne Heche announced on August 18th that after 3 1/2
years together they were amicably parting ways. Maybe if
Anne hadn't done a "Margot Kidder" immediately
following the press release tktwrtr would have been
pleased.
was the opening of
Las Vegas' newest resort -- The Aladdin Hotel &
Casino. The previous night's grand opening festivities
included a camel procession led by Barbara Eden, star the
1960s TV sitcom classic I Dream of Jeannie. Now
why hasn't CBS's Big Brother thought of
something like this? All we get is Brittany and a dog. 
