Welcome to the hustle and bustle of
December!
You couldn't find a place to park at the mall
within 2 miles, and the stores
didn't have the latest "who-dad" you
were searching for. And now it's time to
jingle your bells as you go dashing through the
snow over to your in-laws house
while wearing a yarmulke to light their Menorah. The Soap Box knows
there are no
silent nights anymore.
Deck the halls with Buddy Holly! Fa La La La La
Moooohooo Ha Ha Ha! The gates
to the Celebrity Cemetery have
opened. The Grip ~V~eeper delivers a monthly
tribute to recent celebrities gone to the great
entertainment center in the sky.
This month you can join his Death Pool 2001 game
and see how morbidly psychic
you are.
Ok, so I am not a great singer. But I am the
featured writer this month. Check
out Vital Social Issues and Stuff and you
could win a prize.
No matter how you celebrate the holiday season,
just remember to send me a gift.
Ho Ho Ho!
Mary Xmas
Editor In Chief
P.S. We apologize for the delay in
publishing this month's issue. We have
moved our ever-growing staff to big beautiful
offices on a new server. So,
please update your bookmark for this page.
Last month's quizlet results are in! The
question was:
What's your favorite pie to
eat after a huge Thanksgiving meal?
37%
of you love Pumpkin Pie!
33% Apple Pie
11% Cherry Pie
7% Lemon Creme
7% fall asleep before dessert
4% Mince Meat Pie
Don't forget to vote in this month's quizlet
immediately below.
In this issue:
Obits: Sign up for
Death Pool 2001 at the Celebrity Cemetery
For Sale: What's For Sale on Ebay?
Advice: Can I take
off my shoes? Ask The Yenta!
Trivia: Jibbles 'N' Bits Of Trivia tests your
Literature Knowledge
Birthdays: We're
throwing a Birthday Bash for our
Sagittarius friends
For Rent: What's For Rent? Keanu
Reeves in The Replacements
Kids: Learn all the
cultural celebrations of December at the Kids
Korner
Teens: Seth's Silver Sounds joins the
latin craze!
Sports: The Sports Page re-counts
three strikes and your out in BaseBall-ot
Food: krstl's karats feasts on
holiday goodies
Editorial: Sex, drugs,
and auctions are Vital Social Issues &
Stuff
Travel: Globetrotting sees the
USA off the beaten path
HOT web sites: The Beatles
make a special appearance in Gem's Gems
Commentary: The Soap Box sells
manners this holiday season
Things To Do: DThrillLady throws a TV
party
Fashion: Get Out Of The Closet and shimmer
this holiday season
Books: Read Mr.
White's Confession on the Book Beat
Pets: The Whisker Watch stuffs your
pet's stockings
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