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Beam me up Scotty! Last
month James “Scotty” Doohan of Star Trek fame
announced that he and his wife are expecting a child in
April. Mr. Doohan is 79 years old. Don’t you think
that when your existing children become grandparents that
you should stop procreating?
Video killed the radio star.
KISS has announced their farewell tour, sponsored by VH1.
Did I miss something here? Since when did KISS become the
type of band you’d see on the “geriatric
MTV”?. Well that’s it. I am officially old. Guten Tag. The German
company EM.TV has purchased 100% the Jim Henson Company,
valued at $680 million. Kermit The Frog will now wear
lederhosen. Elmo will stay in Grouchland. And I guess The
Bear In The Big Blue House can move into a castle.
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by Mary
Xmas
Are you a
good witch or a bad witch? I heard they are
making a “Blair Witch Project” sequel. Oh joy,
another seat gripping hour of arguing over a useless map.
I’ll just follow the yellow brick road, thank you. 
Who Wants
To Marry A Multi-Millionaire? When Rick Rockwell
walked onto that Las Vegas stage to reveal himself, 49
women each breathed a huge sigh of relief that they were
not picked. And 23 Million people in T.V. land
sympathized with poor Miss Darva Conger as he slopped his
kisses on her. Well, there’s another marriage down
the (t.v.) tubes.
Calling all
stockbrokers. Up until now, the doughnut
franchise Krispy Kreme has been a privately held company.
This month they are going public. They have more than 135
stores in 27 states. But there isn’t one within 500
miles of my home. I know I am missing out on something
good here. Someone mail me a chocolate twist please.
I wanna
rock-and-roll all night, and party every day.
Mardi Gras is March 7. This is a legitimate reason for
thousands of people to walk the streets of New Orleans
drunk. Soooo...on every other night of the year, what
excuse do they use?
